Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 13, 2022

with such a list of character flaws ….. dude you gotta get a job as a rock or a politician

The only fix you need is to dump that wife

I guess that got him off the hook! (No wonder psychiatrists charge so much!)

Just blame everything on his mother.

“How do you feel about her making such a list for you?”

I see #1 is “Stop being such a wimp”…

My wife has a longer list..

People don’t change.

Dang it Jim, I’m a doctor not a magician!

Sounds like it’s the wife who should be there on the couch.

Many, many years ago, I had a job interview with a very inexperienced manager. He asked “Tell me your biggest flaw” as if this was going to be a deep probing question. At that moment, I decided there is no way I was going work here or for this person, so I answered:“Here is my phone (it was a flip phone so that tells you how long ago this was!), Speed button 1 is my wife. Ask her my biggest flaws. I’ll leave your office, grab a bite and come back in about an hour.” He laughed, I laughed and the interview ended. A few days later, declined the (piss-poor) offer. Good choice too.

All you guys, just chill out. This could just as well be a woman on the couch with a list from her husband.

The bottom of that list, not shown, is a roll of TP filled with perceived faults and you can’t shrink it, it needs to be flushed

that’s shorter than my wife’s “to don’t” list…

Yeee-gads!