Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 30, 2022

So, how do you return it if you don’t like it???

Better yet, take Robitussin. It gets rid of the coffin…

When my Uncle passed away my Aunt shopped for his coffin. Talked them down in price. Bought last years model. Her remark to me was “He is not going to know the difference.”

Frank can afford to do this offer since he reuses them after 30 days.

If you decide to keep it, get the extended warranty.

Vampires may take advantage of this offer

No customer complaints so far this year.

Pre-planning is the name of the game….people are just dying to try….

Don’t they offer the layaway plan anymore?

Makes as much as having discounts sales on funerals.

Caught me off-guard and practically spit out my coffee ;-)