Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 17, 2022

if it was like how it was in my workplace, then he must be expert in milking every drop of patience out of the cow

Your hands are softer.

Consider the cow is talking

Don’t see the humor.

“Thanks for asking. You’re more hands on. You seem to value my opinion so much more – I feel really mooved to produce more for you.”

Is the joke ‘Nothing has really changed’? Otherwise, I got nothing.

Not really. You are still using your fingers to count the results.

“Nope. I’m still a bull and you’re still only getting that ‘funny tasting’ milk.”

He’s not taking the bull by the horns but he is taking the b$lls by the horns.

Yeah, no more moooov-ing around!

Nice that he’s using the hand warmers.

If he had taken a course in modern dairy production and management, he’d have installed automatic milking machines in a climate-controlled milking shed.

Why does she have to be chained up? :(

He milks the system more effectively