JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 23, 2022

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Not helping, Benny!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    “Sorry, Master Lee. I can cut hair but I cannot add more to your head. Come back in a month or two.”

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    OldsVistaCruiser  almost 3 years ago

    My favorite of “the dozens” is “Yo’ mama’s so dumb that she thinks that St. Ides is a church!”

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    Those are the worst insults I’ve ever heard.

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    Philly1115  almost 3 years ago

    Why do they always just stand there and listen to them? It’s not like they have them surrounded or pinned against the wall.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 3 years ago

    I FINALLY got it. Good work Mr. Armstrong.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sorry kid..Bruce never wore a flat top or close cut…

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    Martin Booda  almost 3 years ago

    They ARE projections (shadows).

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    daleandkristen  almost 3 years ago

    BULLIES….HATE ’EM. Stand up for yourselves, guys!!!!!

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    Those guys got a complex or something? [In best Sigmund Freud accent] “Tell me about your mothers…”

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    From what I’ve seen in comments section, “projection” may be the most misused and overused (at the same time) word in history, not counting those used as expletives such as “like.”

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not only can they not pronounce “projection”, it is unlikely they know what the word means.

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    198.23.5.11  almost 3 years ago

    Hey you three,go back to CURTIS where you belong!!

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    Batteries  almost 3 years ago

    So almost no one noticed that the one with the pointy head said Jojo looked like a pencil. The dome headed one sid Jojo looked like the Capitol Building, and the lumpy headed one said Jojo’s head looked like a lumpy beanbag?

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    DKHenderson  10 months ago

    Notice that none of their similes (if that’s the right word) remotely resemble what JoJo’s haircut looks like. Now if they’d said he looks like a fresh military recruit (male) that would be closer to the mark.

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