Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 29, 2021

Baby dog, na-na-na-na…

John Philip Sousa?

♪You ain’t nuthin’ but a hound dog……♪

“F-i-i-i-v-e golden ringworms!”

“Walkin’ the Dog” ya’ll. Rufus Thomas

Grooving to Scooby Dooby Doo Where Are You…

That’s not necessarily good news.

That dog is groovin’, or she gotta pee.

As long as it’s not “The Bird”….because bird is the word…

“We built this city…!”

LOL sorry not sorry

I’d rather have worms. But then, I’ve had “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” stuck in my head since Boxing Day because of Grand Avenue. Augggghhhh!

When my son was growing up, we would tease each other by giving ear worms. My ultimate weapon was always Sinead O’Connor “Sweet Dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree…” he always fled the room with hands over ears.

It’s a Small World after All………….. sorry, people.

good for her perhaps

Somewhere there’s a bluegrass band looking for someone to play doghouse bass.

Heard Mariah Carey sing “All I want for Christmas is You” one too many times?

Baby shark, d00-doo-doo-doo-do

Your cat don’t dance, and your dog don’t rock and roll.

Three Dog Night…. One is the Loneliest Number

Alayna

“I don’t wanna work! I just wanna bang on the drum all day!”

I wonder who Alayna is in real life?

This one gets stuck for HOURS: “1-800 Kars for Kids”

“I’ve got the horse right here, his name is Paul Revere.If the Jockey’s willing, and the track is clear, Can do, can do, my man says the horse can do”.

Alfred Bester’s Hugo-winning sf novel The Demolished Man involves a carefully planned murder in a society with telepathic detectives. The perp commissions an earworm (called “Pepsis”—those of us of a certain age will remember why) from an expert: https://tenser.typepad.com/tenser_said_the_tensor/2004/03/a_word_of_expla.html

I’m Hen-er-y the Eighth, I am, Hen-er-y the Eighth I am, I am!