bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 23, 2021

This is my favorite one of your comics since your incontinent lemon.

The lights aren’t so bad. Wait until they start hanging the ornaments with the hooks, though.

He looks all spruced up fir Christmas. I hope he doesn’t pine for home.

It’s the Chicago way…

Next step is to raise them like they raise you, start farming them.

It’s way past the best before for the name Paul Harvey (as the fella who’s bound in lights) to be used. Classic storyteller but a dated reference.

Don’t go out I in the woods tonight, you’re in for a big surprise.

If only that worked with clear-cutting, and not just with “Christmas” trees.

Those ain’t twinkle lights – they’re gonna burn when he’s plugged in!