Close to Home by John McPherson for January 22, 2022

Seems a very Pythonesque solution to the problem.

Remove it from what?

it removes tartar, your teeth, your face, and more; but the tartar will be gone.

Idiot! You are supposed to use small firecrackers in different parts of the mouth so you don’t blow her head off!!!

I sense a lawsuit coming. Is there a lawyer in the house?

Say “TAr-TAr” to your teeth

ARRR-SHE-BLOWS!!!!

she should re-fuse!

Someone has a really wrong take on the concept of getting blown.

Then we can talk reconstructive surgery and implants.

I would move if I were you, Bleeb.

There’s other ways to get a bang out of life….this isnt one of them!

Don’t burn your toes on that lamp Bleeb, and there’s about to be a quick and sudden explosion below you. All that said, you might want to move.

That’s what can happen when the dental hygienist gets behind schedule.

Couldn´t you just ask them politely to go back to Tartary?

Duck bleeb this is going to get messy

…and at that point I decided I’d had enough of the young ladies last day of work and went shopping instead.

it just seems extreme to me… are you sure you’re a dentist?

She makes cleaning teeth a blast.

Also the best way to remove most of your organs, your head, etc. etc.

Look out, Bleeb!

Big badda boom…

Duck Bleep!

Good to see Bleeb. However, he is very poorly positioned considering that: a) the patient’s dress is not revealing any cleavage; b) he is in harm’s way.

Also good for removing cavities…

“Do this, “tssk”- “tssk”, you got a little sump’n in your teeth.”

…and possible teeth straightening

But only in real bad cases such as yours. So, all of you out there, remember to brush and floss every day…….

Plus, we guarantee the tartar will not return.

This is actually just a ruse to incentivize better oral hygiene for next time.

Time to find a new dentist. This one is trying to make more business for herself.

Bleeb better get a shield/mask like she’s wearing!! Look out Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!! :)

must be an HMO

Not a hygienist or dentist but I disagree with this tartar control plan. I will get a second opinion from my dentist when I see her Monday.

Bieeb is no fool, though that short skirt might be mighty tempting for him.

I have a sneaking suspicion that tartar is a harmless natural phenomenon that dentists have figured out is a sure way to a regular income, along with the ridiculous idea that we should all have smiles that are as white as the new-fallen snow.

And her teeth.

Well with Lockdown in Ontario my next visit to dentist will probably need TNT also!