In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 30, 2022

Gaaagh!!!

If those ingredients don’t spell success for “our” team, she should be ushered out.

Isn’t slug pus a little upscale for the ball park?

Things started getting weird when they put in the sky clad boxes.

Ew ew ew! She sure knows how to clear a gym….

Maybe she is nick-naming the crappy play of the local 9, Orioles for example.

Whitch is OK.

Fresh warm slug pus??? OMG,, TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!

Relax, it’s just perfume ingredients

There’s one in every crowd…..

Got any eye of newt?

Know your clientele.

Is this a Washington Wizards game?

Sport Witches Be Loco! (They’re probably Red Sox fans!)

Why yes, that’s about par.

Actually, witches brew ingredients were usually tamer than they sound: https://www.dictionary.com/e/witch-ingredients/