The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for January 18, 2022

That’s your problem, Al. You do everything halfway. Go up to the roof.

How many times has he tried that???

Then why are there buildings behind and beneath them?

First floor, or ground floor? Depending upon where you’re from, there’s a difference.

Who builds a ledge 3 feet off the ground?

Well, duh, any higher he might hurt himself.

Well, duh, any higher he might hurt himself.

You can still sprain your ankle!

Kindly move up to the 10th floor, to be more effective.

The view is great and there’s a nice breeze.

Jump! Jump! Jump!