Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 11, 2022

and i thought Norman was the moron in the family. I mean, Who in the WORLD, tries to slurp up PEANUT BUTTER, through a STRAW?!?!?!

She’s as dense as the peanut butter she’s trying to sip! ;P

Put it in the microwave for about 5 minutes. Then try it again.

Oh, wait. It might be a bit warm. Never mind.

Must be a paper straw. Those things are completely useless even for liquids. They fall apart before you can finish your drink.

Straws also don’t work for Wendy’s Frostys (until they sit out a bit)

But they do work with turkey gravy!

If she nuked it for a few seconds it would. Also some of the “natural” peanut butters will separate and she would need to be careful or get all oil. Yuck.

The wisdom of my people!

takes after her brother

That isn’t a bad idea though for a squeeze tube of peanut butter, similar to toothpaste tubes, for when you need that peanut butter rush and when a jar just won’t do……

She just learned a physics lesson.

put it into the microwave. then try

Maybe it’s chunky peanut butter.

Ever try to gargle with peanut butter? Don’t!!

She’s showing signs of the family I.Q. trend. Dad must be proud…

OMG the whole famile is like that!

Depends on the brand of peanut butter. If it’s Adams, she could drink the peanut oil sitting on top through a straw. That’s the thing about Adams: You have to turn the jar upside down from time to time so the oil can keep the peanut butter usable. Otherwise, there’s no way of spreading it without ripping the bread up in the process.

I like how the bow jumped. :)

She is Norman’s sister for sure.

Keep practicing, and by the time you get it to come through the straw, you’ll be the most popular woman in college….