It is secretly a wheel of "Limb"urger.
“Yes. Let go of me!”
Oh God, I wish I’d been born a cactus!
You’re Barking up the wrong tree fella
Distant, wooden, head in the clouds . . . it’s over, isn’t it?
“Only after you stop polluting our environment will I hug you back.” Something like that
Well … I wood, but then you wood not want to stop. It’s better for me to just leave it at that.
I’m leaving you.
You can always tell something is wrong when the person you are hugging remains rigid…
Please……”leave” me alone!
“Well, one of us is a stiff, unbending stick in the mud. The other is a tree.”
Oakward moment.
Yeah. You’re an idiot.
“Get your …. outta my knot hole!”
The tree’s a bit squirrelly.
I ain´t an ent.
Yes. You are a fool. I am just a tree. I can provide shade, build things, provide heat – and I am a RENEWABLE resource.
He isn’t ex-tree-mly happy to hugs ya.
he wants to put down roots and the tree’s just not ready…
He’s no human hugger.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 3 years ago
It is secretly a wheel of "Limb"urger.
tiomax almost 3 years ago
“Yes. Let go of me!”
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh God, I wish I’d been born a cactus!
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
You’re Barking up the wrong tree fella
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Distant, wooden, head in the clouds . . . it’s over, isn’t it?
Bryan Smith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Only after you stop polluting our environment will I hug you back.” Something like that
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Well … I wood, but then you wood not want to stop. It’s better for me to just leave it at that.
Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m leaving you.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You can always tell something is wrong when the person you are hugging remains rigid…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Please……”leave” me alone!
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
“Well, one of us is a stiff, unbending stick in the mud. The other is a tree.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Oakward moment.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
Yeah. You’re an idiot.
po'dawg almost 3 years ago
“Get your …. outta my knot hole!”
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
The tree’s a bit squirrelly.
Jml58 almost 3 years ago
I ain´t an ent.
lawguy05 almost 3 years ago
Yes. You are a fool. I am just a tree. I can provide shade, build things, provide heat – and I am a RENEWABLE resource.
Gent almost 3 years ago
He isn’t ex-tree-mly happy to hugs ya.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
he wants to put down roots and the tree’s just not ready…
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s no human hugger.