Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 03, 2022

And don’t go beyond the sign!

Gary has has his news troll, and Leopold has a space advisor.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!

Oh just more beings similar to us looking up at the stars and wondering all the same things.

The mental image of donkey hooters is disturbing.

They serve buckets of steamed humans and cold beer to the clams.

It has a Hooters, and three, no four, Starbucks. Oops, now it’s five…

Gary never should ask Leo such profound questions…

Is Hooters still a thing?

Substitute elephants for donkey’s and it might be one of several “Red States”.

Ah, the planet Eeyorth.

Question asked. Question answered. (Different kind of Hooters, most likely, though.)

I like Mike. :)

A Hooter’s, I am in!

Somehow, I do not find depressed donkey hooters appealing.

I thought there were some other galaxies out there. I guess you can’t believe everything you hear.

Billions more galaxies full of hundreds of millions of stars, many of them with planetary bodies.

Leopold goes directly to the source for his information!

I have hope for the clinically depressed donkeys, though I’m not so sure about their Hooters….