Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 22, 2022

I’m worried about Pranit, but if he does get into trouble he could easily hide in one of those lockers.

I prefer to phrase it, my first illicit BIG TIME WINNER-HOW CAN I LOSE-LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY bet, thank you.

Making the bet was really easy then in all reality this guy named Nicki introduced himself to me . Nicki said it’s easier to bet using a credit account , all the high rollers do,so I opened one and he gave me a free tee shirt . Nicki said to bring my buddies around and he’ll hook them up. Great let’s go see Nicki !

How many sports columnists are there at the Milford Star?

Don’t worry, Cathy, just stay after practice to work on cuts and screens and everything will be fine.

P2.5 “But yes, you are the problem, so what’s your point? Do you need to ease your pain? Here’s the number for a guy I know, his name is Bobby, he will hook you up with some awesome placebrol.”

P2- So Captainy of Hollis to stroke Cathy’s hair after reading that vicious attack in the Milford fish wrap.

Sure it went fine kid. That’s how they suck you in.

It’s not the columnist’s opinion, it what she was told by the coach!

Time for alum CK and her mom to pay a visit to Heather’s house!

Talking about me as she clutches her pearls

Making bets was easy then and Bobby bought the booze. Feelin good was good enough for me. MM MM Good enough for me an Bobbie , you see.

P3: And by pretty well, I mean I can cancel the order of cement overshoes that a nice gentleman in Goshen ordered for me.

P1- Their blouses switched colors from yesterday. The color blind colorist strikes again.

So I see the boys team forfeiting all the victories when it is discovered that pinhead is betting on games. There goes 2nd place in the valley.

“It’s just one columnist’s opinion. Still, as team captain, it’s my duty now to slap you on the neck.”

P1 – Man, Hollis is scarfing down those cookies so fast she even ate the plate they were sitting on in yesterday’s strip!

P2 – I was trying to figure out what that white thing was in front of what’s-her-name’s neck, when finally realized it’s Hollis’ thumb. Apparently she dipped it into a bottle of Wite-Out.

P3 – Ah yes, Milford, the only high school in the country with 7-feet tall lockers.

And speaking of tall, it’s not a tall order to ask you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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