Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 14, 2022

Octopus incontinence is just not talked about.

The crossed leg is a nice touch.

I start to thINK it’s a male…

Just call him “Rorschach”.

Inka dinka doo.

Wonder what was coming up from the sewers that caused him to squirt ink?

Men and going to the bathroom-“If they just hit something, they’re happy.” (Rita Rudner)

“Well, if we could’ve installed that urinal like I wanted”……..

Looks like he did not put down the seat either.. very inconsiderate.

A moms lament everywhere ;>P

Has career potential as an Imperial Stormtrooper.

Pretty disgusting that he just left the ink spot sitting there. Clean it up, lame-o!

Comparisons of milk to cow pee are bad enough….

It disgusts me how many utterly miss the urinals in the bathroom on my floor in my office building. I would HATE to see their bathrooms at their homes. Esh!!

How about distance?

From old times: Be a man, not a kid. Hit the pot, no the lid.