Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 21, 2022

That’s a LOT of pulling

Something more than 4,036.

More than two decks with more than 15 passengers more than 170 feet.

Now Jude needs 4,036 dolls to which to give those origami shirts.

To protect their peepers? Jeepers creepers!

So Silver wants to take me on with golf jokes, does he? Well…game on!

A Pastor decides to call in sick one Sunday morning and shows up at the links. On his first tee shot, the ball sails true to the green, rolls up an embankment, and ends up in the hole for an ace.

God and Saint Peter are watching. “Come ON, God!” Saint Peter says. “How can you let him have such a great shot when he should be in church preaching?”

“Think about it, Peter,” God answers. “Who can he tell?”

Deleted scene from “JAWS”

BRODY Heyy! Brucie don’t eat so much or you’ll explode in the end!

BRUCE Groan! (Eyeroll)

It’s all because the driver wasn’t very good at hitting his stop.

So?

Tomorrow, they’ll reveal that Jude Coram is a prisoner, in solitary confinement.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, double-decker bus, 15 passengers, 170 feet. Now if it were uphill in the snow both ways I’d be impressed.

In December of 2021 Iraqi Strongman Majeed YeeHaa was rushed to the ER of a hospital with a broken collar bone and two dislocated shoulders after pulling a double decker bus and 15 passengers a full 170 feet. Believe It or Not!

the wars in Iraq have decimated Bagdad’s bus service to the extent they use strongmen to power them.

Accordingly, most bus routes are pretty much short lines

And many other violent creatures pray before they attack.

Take care, may famed cereal killer Mikey “My Dentist Is Happy Too” Gilchristord be with you, and gesundheit.

Jude needs a life

Did they have a break down?

In that part of the world “strongman” has a totally different meaning.

I, too, hate it when I get blood and gore in my eyes.

Why, Jude?

jude needs to get out more

OK – so much for that advice to poke a shark in his eyes!

The buses in Iraq are solar powered and Majeed works on cloudy days

Gorillas roll their eyes back when eating cheeseburgers

Which Wonderland creature corrected her about, “I see what I eat,” not being the same as, “I eat what I see”? The shark doesn’t (want to?) see what it eats.

So Majeed became the new strong man in Iraq after they hung Saddam.

Hey Jude, don’t bring so many trees down…

Here I am, late again.

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.” Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

“Ten years,” he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”

Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?”

He replies, “Ten years!”

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”

Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”

And the man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!”

Until next time.

There must be some kind of gas shortage when you have to pull the bus!

At Dover AFB, DE, a couple of years ago, one of the events for Armed Forces Day was a guy (don’t remember who) who pulled a C-5 airplane a couple hundred feet or so.