Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 09, 2022

I’ll eat my hat if that works!

And if you stop with the belly scratching too soon…well, you get the idea.

Replace that wall with a cat flap….

And you can imagine the size of his hairballs!!!

He’s so big how does he get out…..be careful what you wish for…..

No different than a lion-except that it can talk.

My friends dog just loves toys. Give her a stuffed animal and she’ll rip off its head, arms and legs then spread the stuffing all over the living room.

What I’m saying here, Doc, is don’t use the growth ray on the dog.

I’m thinking of the great scene in Stripes here where Warren Oates shuts down Frances

Now take me to the beach, I have to go to the bathroom.

Ah..could you cat me some slack?

Housecats really are just the perfect size, aren’t they? If they were smaller, they’d be pests – and if they were bigger, they’d be too dangerous to keep around!

Sounds reasonable to me…..

" … that’s a night in th’ box … "

2-1/2 meters tall, 200 Kilos, orange, razor sharp claws, dagger fangs. Congratulations, Monkey-boy, you’ve invented the Kzinti!

One learns not to mess with the Big Cats. Or dies….

They are to big to keep around sometimes