My ophthalmologist is a good-looking woman. She saved the eyesight in one eye by finding a retina tear I didn’t know I had. She sent me across the street to a specialist immediately for laser surgery. She didn’t even allow me to return to work.
First time I went to an Optometrist the first question was “are you 42?”, then she explained that was the age when eyesight started to deteriorate. Working conditions, poor light etc apparently has little to do with it.
I know just how he feels. I once sat in that chair, and when she said, “Relax and just look at my nose”, I had to bite my tongue not to reply, “Yes ma’am, I could do that forever.”
Well, I suppose the surest, if not best way, to get a date is to make an appointment. If you have to make an appointment with them at least you know they have a job.
“Okay, place your chin on the rest.” It was then the aroma of last night’s beer and the “eye opener” hit her as her eyes teared up. Eno thought this was a clear sign of a romance to come.
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
She stared deeply into my eyes and said “Wow, your retinas sure are different.” She didn’t say if that was good or bad and I was afraid to ask.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My ophthalmologist is a good-looking woman. She saved the eyesight in one eye by finding a retina tear I didn’t know I had. She sent me across the street to a specialist immediately for laser surgery. She didn’t even allow me to return to work.
Its just me almost 3 years ago
First time I went to an Optometrist the first question was “are you 42?”, then she explained that was the age when eyesight started to deteriorate. Working conditions, poor light etc apparently has little to do with it.
saywhatwhat almost 3 years ago
I know just how he feels. I once sat in that chair, and when she said, “Relax and just look at my nose”, I had to bite my tongue not to reply, “Yes ma’am, I could do that forever.”
Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
and….just before I heard the WHAP!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, I suppose the surest, if not best way, to get a date is to make an appointment. If you have to make an appointment with them at least you know they have a job.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
She was using binoculars and a megaphone, because, you know, nose… ☺
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
“Eno, you’re sitting on my ophthalmoscope.”
daleandkristen almost 3 years ago
…and then… “left hook to face, my glasses went flying, and I really needed them just as the jury was being recalled to the court room”…..
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
And then she said “don’t look down your nose at me”
po'dawg almost 3 years ago
“Okay, place your chin on the rest.” It was then the aroma of last night’s beer and the “eye opener” hit her as her eyes teared up. Eno thought this was a clear sign of a romance to come.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Obviously a work of fiction, didn’t hear one slap.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“One, or two? One, or two?” Two. Beers, that is. burp. :)
mwksix almost 3 years ago
“Is this better?” (slap!)
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Eno is like Calvin writing a ‘revisionist autobiography’.