Strange Brew by John Deering for January 21, 2022

Ooooh. “Chocolate ganache!” (pointing at mouth)

Tighter, tighter! Let me feel it!

Don’t pop that balloon!

I’m all for free speech – let that balloon go!

And what a “bubbly” speech she delivered…

Objection! Word balloon abuse.

Your Honor, please strike that last statement…her balloon misfired….

Careful! Static elastricity!

At least he didn’t try to put words in her mouth.

If that guy is rubbing a thought balloon against the witness, shouldn’t her hair be standing up?

Should we expect a long sentence?

Careful with that thing. Don’t stab yourself.

And they weren’t kidding!

Well, as long as anything I say will be held against me:

Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, Sofia Vergara, Tara Strong, Tyra Banks, Adrienne Barbeau….

the court of gravitational law

That’s an awfully big balloon for so little text.