Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 19, 2022

I would celebrate “Cheez Kurl Day”.

How about a general “Junk Food Day”??

Tomorrow is National Cheese Lovers Day. Unfortunately, there is no cheese in Cheez Kurls, only chemicals that approximate the taste of cheese.

Waste of time, girls. The national Popcorn lobby is too powerful.

I don’t get either of the utterings in the last panel…

They have the feds number on speed dial

Good idea. They need to hear the IMPORTANT things.

Compromise— cheesy popcorn.

There are people who come up with this and submit them.

A little more research on this would disabuse them of the notion that the Federal government has anything to do with the designation of such “days.”

Here I sit eating popcorn as I am reading this and I didn’t even know it was National Popcorn Day.