Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2022

I watched “Saturday Night Live” on Sunday. Lock me up!

Week gag.

Let’s just call it a day and be done with it.

Takes all kinds I suppose but I don’t find it even remotely amusing, let alone funny. Way below the usual standard.

They need to maintain order.

Oops, forgot one: Shopping at ‘Tuesday Morning’ on a Monday afternoon. (My wife loves that store)

“Is that your third donut, Sergeant?”

“Can I be the bad cop today? You’re lousy at it.”

“At home, his wife holds the key to the handcuffs.”

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Daily police retorts.

Why I never watched Monday Night Football when it was on Thursday.

Also, why are the women in profile?

Day Police. OPEN THE DOOR!

Throw the book at ‘em all. No, I don’t know which book. Any book. Just as long as it’s a hardcover.

Monday morning quarterback on Tuesday

Wednesday Addams on Thursday

Worked as Girl Friday on Saturday

Rode a camel on a Monday?

Listened to “Monday Monday” on Tuesday.

Went to a Ruby Tuesday’s on a Wednesday. Saw the Addams Family there, too.

Don’t forget Hump Day was changed to Thursday’s

You do you. That’s crazy enough.

The Temporal Police: We will have already arrested you.

Queue up soundtrack for this one…“Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?” by Chicago.

One of my business trip colleagues always wanted to eat at TGI Friday’s on Tuesday and Ruby Tuesday’s on Friday.

My parents used to send me out for the Sunday papers on Saturday night.

Having a Black Friday sale before Thanksgiving.

LMAO!

Ate a hot fudge sundae on Friday.

Rode a camel on Saturday.

Went to a Mexican restaurant with Taco Wednesday.