Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 25, 2022

Sounds like a great time if your a winter person.

Welcome to Old Forge, NY.

hundreds of miles of groomed trails.or is it thousands of miles?

Except for the nights in a cheesy hotel, that pretty much described my high school winters, 1970-1974.

Never understood the appeal of snowmobiles.. Noisy, smelly machines, disturbing the peace of winter, terrorizing the animals.. Not to mention the entitlement of a lot of the drivers, who feel the need to stray off trails because it’s fresh snow. Sure do wish they’d ban them from national parks again.

And the even fainter smell of cheap, powdered hot chocolate…

I’ll assume she didn’t enter the ice fishing shanty.

Did you stumble into an ice fishing house? A deer camp? Pass the jerky, so I can add it to the three bean chili. For ‘punch’. TMI

What a creative idea for a vacation in the middle of winter. Go someplace where it’s colder than where you are. Do people from Ontario take winter vacations in Saskatchewan? I bet they don’t. I live in south Florida, and right now so do a lot of Canadians—in normal times, anyway. (If normal times ever did exist, but that’s another issue.)

She lost me at cheap beer. There’s no excuse for that.

And all the men are swooning at her new perfume.