Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 28, 2022

Also, there’s a lot of work between shooting something and serving it.

Okay, but that’s different. It’s a fast-food place. You go there when you need food pronto. It’s like how I won’t leave a library because they’re not showing movies, but I’ll quickly ditch a move theatre that shows no movies.

I had a friend who liked to go to the mountains and catch some fish. He knew that his ‘free’ fish cost him over $50 a pound, considering the expenses it took to catch that fish.

I always will remember

’Twas a year ago November

I went out to hunt some deer

On a mornin’ bright and clear

I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow

I was in no mood to trifle

I took down my trusty rifle

And went out to stalk my prey

What a haul I made that day

I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow

The law was very firm, it

Took away my permit

The worst punishment I ever endured

It turned out there was a reason

Cows were out of season

And one of the hunters wasn’t insured

People ask me how I do it

And I say, "There’s nothin’ to it

You just stand there lookin’ cute

And when something moves, you shoot!"

And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow!

Spurious analogy and not at all supportive, Betty

Never will understand the need to kill a defenceless animal…seems like hunters need to prove their manhood by killing something that can’t fight back…

I used to live near a popular elk hunting spot. People would field strip the carcasses and the next day there would be nothing left except partially processed grass and the skin. There were lots of coyotes and the occasional bear there.

Hunting season in Colorado means lots of drunken Texans. Very unpleasant.

The only reason to kill an animal should be for food, and because you NEED it. This idea of “Sport hunting” is stupidity. You kill an innocent animal for the fun of it? Some people are sick…VERY sick.

There is a joint in Savannah, GA, where you can get burgers made with different types of meat, Bison, deer, and others. The name of the place is B & D Burgers.

No moose for me unless it’s farmed.

In the end, you kill something.

Yeah, just what countryfolk need, another incompetent, semi-trained gun nut. Big noise, no common sense(dangerous/deadly).

Lived in Wyoming in the 40s….ate a LOT of venison!