Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 20, 2022

for sure Methuselah has become inedible for the past forty years (bleh)

I believe that is true!

Clean-ish restrooms. Ha ha

Wouldn’t it be at least a bit burnt by now? 10/10.

That would have been my 20th birthday

Is Methuselah really supposed to be Buck’ee’s?

Isn’t that how they make jerky sticks?

Eew. Those roller dogs aren’t even all that great when they’re fresh.

Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.Homer: But I eat…oh.

The potato chips on top are plain, then ones in the middle are hot. What are the ones on the bottom? They look a little like Marlon Brando in “The Wild One”, so maybe they’re “cool ranch”?

Clean-ish restrooms is a nice touch. So are the maniacally cheerful “characters” shilling for snacks or whatever (might actually be bait).

Hot dog jerky?

Why aren’t the writing the date correctly? It should be May 14, 1982. You don’t use st, nd, rd, th when writing dates; you only use them when reading it out loud.