Strange Brew by John Deering for January 27, 2022

I believe you’re already to late.

When I worked in a vegetarian restaurant, the joke was “Be sure not to cut yourself, because it’s a VEGETARIAN restaurant!”

Oh dear. Wilson nuggets.

Check on Wilson right there!

Strange looking soccer ball.

I think he’s referring to the employee named Wilson!!

I’m sure somewhere upstairs a ragged Tom Hanks cries out loud: “WIIIILSOOOON!”

It’s a process.

Maybe this is why they only showed Wilson’s head on “Home Improvement.”

I don’t know a lot about chicken anatomy. From what part come the nuggets?

I think I read that there are 5 “official” shapes to McDonald nuggets. I bet that those shapes are protected by some intellectual property law so other fast-food places can’t use them.

I can’t help picturing Lucy and Ethyl.

He’s in food processing.

At least they’re wearing Soylent green hats.

Gahan Wilson would have been proud

And Phish Stix.

Too late…RIP …..on the conveyer belt

Chicken Nuggetz is people!

Separate out all of the Wilson nuggets. He is going to be dark meat.

The volleyball?

Customer at McDonald’s counter after finding that big one in his box of McNuggets: Can I please get more sauce? A whole lot of sauce!

WILSON!!!!!I KNOW YOU…

More like “Why are you standing there, go REPLACE Wilson!!”

That’s what can happen when you play chicken.

I remember a quote that said (more or less): “If God had wanted man to be vegetarian, He wouldn’t have created so many tasty animals.”