This reminds me of an old gag from a Warner Bros. cartoon. A guy is trying to convince a show business exec that he has a talking dog that would make a great act. He gives a sample.
“What is the opposite of smooth?” the man asks the dog.
“Rough!” the dog answers.
“What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof!”
“Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”
“Ruth!”
“GET OUT!!!” the show business exec screams, and they are kicked out onto the street, at which point the dog turns to the man and asks, “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
THAT’S what my dog has been asking me!!…And all this time I had no idea he wanted to go up on the “ROOF.” (Here boy, you want to go up on the roof?)
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
DON’T DO IT! He’s looking suicidal.
AtariDragon over 2 years ago
This reminds me of an old gag from a Warner Bros. cartoon. A guy is trying to convince a show business exec that he has a talking dog that would make a great act. He gives a sample.
“What is the opposite of smooth?” the man asks the dog.
“Rough!” the dog answers.
“What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof!”
“Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”
“Ruth!”
“GET OUT!!!” the show business exec screams, and they are kicked out onto the street, at which point the dog turns to the man and asks, “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
gokar RLV over 2 years ago
It’s a bird dog.
Gent over 2 years ago
And me thought only parrots talked.
TheWildSow over 2 years ago
Pigeon to the roof, aloof..
Imagine over 2 years ago
I don’t think the guy would have understood if the pigeon had said “Coo”.
wongo over 2 years ago
Isn’t that what a tongue-tied dog says? “Roof” !
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Lol
C0MM0N-tater over 2 years ago
He’s never seen a dog with feathers!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Trying to imitate a dog? You’re close little birdie – it’s “woof”…
namelocdet over 2 years ago
… As God as my witness, I thought Pigeons could fly.
Kymberleigh over 2 years ago
One of my all-time favorites as a repeat! (Original date December 9, 2013.)