Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 24, 2022

The mouth gags and cat-of-nine-tails should be along soon!!

Eh? Them vintage disco suit made of vinyl or something?

This is getting seedy.

“Whip it! Whip it good.”

Did you two just meet?

Sweatin’ to the oldies…

“… I sure didn’t miss your vinyl.” Some things are just better off (being) missed.

Looks more like he missed the early ’80s … by about 40 years.

there is a fine line between pleasure and pain

Gimp.

Not so good on a hot day…

Hey, stop NEEDLING him

That’s his future shock look.

Mask up!

Vinyl sux. Leather and Latex rul.

Judas Priest ain’t in town until next week, dumbass!

They call him Kinky Friedman.

That outfit doesn’t really suit him.

Maybe a few choruses of YMCA or Macho, Macho Man….

A man lives at the corner of the street,

And his neighbors think he’s helpful and he’s sweet,

’Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,

But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

He’s got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,

(Yeah, he’s plastic man)

He’s got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.

(Yeah, he’s plastic man)

He’s got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,

And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.

The Kinks

On the bright side, she can hear him coming from the next county.

That’s going to chafe

How would you like to peel those clothes off a hot car seat?