Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 27, 2022

I’d like her to explain what that thing is on her dresser.

I’d like her to explain how she got certified!

Can she explain the meaning of life?

Oh, wait—she has no life!!

Today is National Chocolate Cake Day. One of my favorite days to celebrate.

in other words, she has nothing to explain…

The quantum vacuum state?

OK Agnes….why is it one parks in the driveway but you drive through the parkway??

It’s all dark nothing. According to astronomers.

I’d want to know which university certified that.. If, that came from trump university Agnes might not be as certified as she thinks.

Oxford physicist Frank Close wrote a book called “Nothing: A Very Short Introduction.”

It’s 176 pages, so “very short” is relative (everything is relative, even nothing). There’s also apparently an illustrated edition, which I haven’t read, but it’s presumably longer. A picture of nothing is easy to draw, but if you’ve seen one nothing you’ve seen them all. And if there’s nothing left to see, you’ve seen everything.

Nothing is sacred. I wish they’d keep religion off the comics page.

Agnes has a lab coat and a clipboard. What more credentials does she need?

That puke green jacket needs an explanation

I see she downgraded her aspirations; I guess “scientifical genius” was beyond her grasp.

Nothing is hard to hold, hard to fill, hard to fix, and often considered impossible.

Mrs. Invisible Man was distraught over the breakup of her marriage.

Comforting BFF: “What did you ever see in him?”

Mrs. IM: “Nothing.”

Agnes is cute in her ways of just saying she is something without having an idea of what it really entails.