Luann Againn by Greg Evans for July 15, 2022

“You were the one who was excited about having a ‘new wife.’”

Ladies first!

Maybe you will beat the odds and live longer, making your midlife still several years away.

I went through an interesting time the summer I turned 30, years later I joked that I already had my mid life crisis

I just turned 60, mid life at 30 isn’t such a funny joke anymore

Girls mature faster than boys…

My midlife crisis vehicle is a Nissan pickup…

It’s never about the guy’s, Frank.

It’s all about the ladies.

Gut your new Mustang and be done with it…..

Women feel more obligated to stay young looking longer. This strip made me think of the time that an audience complained that an actress was “too old” to be cast as the romantic interest of a particular male actor – and they were the same age.

Boy, even back then Greg knew how to drag out a boring story over an entire week. He just did that with Bernice as the “muse”… and that one is not over yet. This story line is a big fat snooze fest. It’s the same conversation every day! ;P

No you don’t, Frank. After all, you can’t have a midlife until you get a LIFE!

Dumping on everyone else and hoarding money doesn’t count.

How about a “Born To Be Wild” tat?

I never had one.

The movie version of “Get Smart” was forever ruined for me by the elaborate scheme set they had to concoct to explain why Agent99 was suddenly and inexplicably 30 years younger than Max. Heaven forbid Hollywood casts a hot, talented woman the same age as the leading man! What a bunch of sexist hooey!

Movie was okay, even with the elaborate BS, but couldn’t touch Don Adams’s talent and the original clever scripts.