Close to Home by John McPherson for February 27, 2022

Stay away from that house, Bleeb.

ironically, the only part of the house that isn’t cards is the deck…weird!

Doesn’t quite look like a full house, either.

From the looks of it they don’t seam to be playing with a full deck…

Plumber: “Toilet’s installed…You’ve got a Royal Flush!”

Anyone come across the ‘Joker’ that built this house?

Because it is a full deck….52 pickup

Hey, that’s a phony deck! Upon closer inspection you’ll see two 9 of Diamonds, 4 & 6 of Clubs and two 5 & 2 of Hearts. (Yea, you’re right, I’ve got way too much time on my hands)

The pips on the seven of hearts (left side of the roof) – wrong pattern.

The “4” on the four of clubs (left side of the house) is upside down

But they got a really good deal on it.

It came furnished with a King bed in the master suit and a Queen in the other bedroom.

There’s Gin in the bar and a Poker by the fireplace.

It was built by a Jack-of-all-trades.

… and of course, when it does fall down like the proverbial “house of cards”… it’ll be one card short of a win in Solitaire.

Happens-every-dang-time!

What a good idea, playing card solar panels!

Kevin Spacey’s house?

Yeesh. Usually scumbag sellers who pawn off houses like this put a coat of cheap paint on first…

Every fifth card they added a 2×4. That’s right, 5 card stud.

Is it waterproof though?……

Like!

Good example of those"fixer/designer shows. I would like to see a revisit in two or three years

Looks like someone stacked the deck.

Now I understand why Bleeb is staying back. Who cut the cards????? :)

Prepare for a royal flush

Ooohhh I can’t compete!!! such a clever bunch today!!!

Am I the only one who loves this comic twice as much now that I know to look for Bleeb every day? ❤️