Fred Basset by Alex Graham for February 12, 2022

Are yours on the next shelf, Fred?

Well, Fred. Not everyone is as naturally handsome as you are. Some of us need a lot of help.

Fred time to leave the area . All of those different smells will make your nose go crazy ;-)

I have a bar of soap, kind of does everything for me.

Bar of soap and Dollar Store shampoo.

I prefer to keep things simple and thankfully so does my Spousal Unit – no sense wasting dollars and shelf-space on things we don’t need.

So, what’s your shelf look like, Fred.

Sausages.

Ivory soap and Old Spice Shampoo and I’m done.

You guys are all funny!