Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 17, 2022

SHHHHH! Don’t give the lawyers any ideas!!! ;P

Can this be all that far away?

If I were going to sue my parents for anything, it would be for not being rich. But then what would be the point?

Actually, someone did this in the UK I remember and he won the case even (as stupid as it sounds…)

There’s no way anyone can ask anything before they is born.

It will probably come to that.

You can get free room and board for 18 years.

I had to read the little joke in the bottom three times before I got it. It’s hysterical!

There was someone a while ago that sued their parents for being born ugly. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance.

Working in a job where I deal with law suits all over the country on a daily basis, I can attest to the absolute stupidity of some lawsuits.

Nowadays, people will do anything for a fast buck and the ambulance chasers make out too! They make them pay!

He was banned from eHarmony and wants financial compensation.

Meanwhile.. the parents wished the kid had been shot at school by a Remington gun so they could get some real cash.

I don’t remember you asking NOT to be born.

Did you see the parents, they were butt ugly?

Operative word is “may” and not if the lawyers have anything to say about it.

My favorite lawyer joke:

What’s the difference between a lawyer laying on the road and roadkill …?

Skid marks in front of the roadkill …!

Similar to my current Social Security Payment Increase ads, except the kid can sue his parents.

It seems like when I watch network news, all I see are lawyer and gambling commercials – UGH!

“Let me show you how your petty inconveniences can profit you.” - Joni Mitchell