Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 14, 2022

They spent their honeymoon in cell block #86154.

As they say: marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

Time off for good behaviour?

Cruel and unusual punishment.

“Marriage is a wonderful institution – but who wants to live in an institution?”- Grouicho Marx. ;D

Harsh sentence

What no divorce allowed?

“I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. You may appeal the ruling at any time.”

That’s about my situation at this point. 48 years and it’s a little late to run home to Mom.

“Gulp”! Says the groom.

Ralph is right….this judge is rude and crude…..

This one hits really close. My late loving wife and I got married by a Judge in 1987, sadly that is what happened when she died in 2021.

Weddings in the Twenty-First Century…

A life time sentence to hell and beyond

The all time marriage admonishment:

Don’t go to bed mad …

Stay up and FIGHT …!

(Phyllis Diller)

Undt, you vill like it!

Can we move, or do we have to stay in the same house?! We want to sell!

Now they tell us. :)

Think of a bad marriage as serving on a ship. Every so often you take “shore leave”, if you get what I’m saying.