They spent their honeymoon in cell block #86154.
As they say: marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Time off for good behaviour?
Cruel and unusual punishment.
“Marriage is a wonderful institution – but who wants to live in an institution?”- Grouicho Marx. ;D
Harsh sentence
What no divorce allowed?
“I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. You may appeal the ruling at any time.”
That’s about my situation at this point. 48 years and it’s a little late to run home to Mom.
“Gulp”! Says the groom.
Ralph is right….this judge is rude and crude…..
This one hits really close. My late loving wife and I got married by a Judge in 1987, sadly that is what happened when she died in 2021.
Weddings in the Twenty-First Century…
A life time sentence to hell and beyond
The all time marriage admonishment:
Don’t go to bed mad …
Stay up and FIGHT …!
(Phyllis Diller)
Undt, you vill like it!
Can we move, or do we have to stay in the same house?! We want to sell!
Now they tell us. :)
Think of a bad marriage as serving on a ship. Every so often you take “shore leave”, if you get what I’m saying.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Copy-&-Paste about 3 years ago
They spent their honeymoon in cell block #86154.
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
As they say: marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
Time off for good behaviour?
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Baarorso about 3 years ago
“Marriage is a wonderful institution – but who wants to live in an institution?”- Grouicho Marx. ;D
C about 3 years ago
Harsh sentence
Gent about 3 years ago
What no divorce allowed?
Doug K about 3 years ago
“I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. You may appeal the ruling at any time.”
exness Premium Member about 3 years ago
That’s about my situation at this point. 48 years and it’s a little late to run home to Mom.
William Bednar Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Gulp”! Says the groom.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Ralph is right….this judge is rude and crude…..
John9 about 3 years ago
This one hits really close. My late loving wife and I got married by a Judge in 1987, sadly that is what happened when she died in 2021.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Weddings in the Twenty-First Century…
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
A life time sentence to hell and beyond
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
The all time marriage admonishment:
Don’t go to bed mad …
Stay up and FIGHT …!
(Phyllis Diller)
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Undt, you vill like it!
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
Can we move, or do we have to stay in the same house?! We want to sell!
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now they tell us. :)
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
Think of a bad marriage as serving on a ship. Every so often you take “shore leave”, if you get what I’m saying.