The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 01, 2022

We need more food like that.

He certainly has a lot of crust! Eat his mouth first!

Just put some sugar on him. He won’t be so sour.

Mock lemon.

To be fair, it really looks like he doesn’t need that pie.

The apple strudel will pop your noodle. But keep a distance for the Raspberry tort.

Well I d’eclair, another dessert joke…

eat it quick to shut it up……..

the pecan’t pie blows raspberries at the patrons…

Why can’t you ever get complimentary pie any more?

Ah, food that deserves to be eaten. Nobody’d feel bad plunging a fork into that guy.

It is a defense mechanism to prevent being eaten

I hate when food visits my conscience.

And you don’t want to eat in a joint that serves shoo-fly pie.

There IS a difference between “meringue” and “harangue”…

“I will eat you now, with pleasure!”

I once told my younger son to stop haranguing me, and he said, “Mom, you can’t just make words up!”

They should have used mirrors for plates…

“I heard it say ‘Bite me’ so…..”

That chili dog I ate harangued me about 2 A.M.

He got his just desserts.

Still, it’s better than the screed lime pie.

Stab it in the face and it should be a little more quiet…

That lady seriously needs a more supportive bra.