FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 10, 2022

never bothered myself to watch either show

New season last night. I already hate all the contestants.

Isn’t that what the “Last” or “Previous” button on remote is for?

Multitasking is a myth

Survivor has been on for 22 years. I just have one question.

WHY???!!!

Epilepsy?

The question isn’t if it’s possible, the question is why would anyone want to watch either show, much less both of them.

Before the days of digital recording and shows on demand that’s how we had to watch shows on 2 different channels. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!

I have never in my life watched a single second of a reality show / Survivor / Big Brother – any of those. Not a single second.

I think I might actually watch a version of “Survivor Mogadishu”.

Before picture in picture.

I switch from one show to another whenever a commercial comes on.

Never watched either. I’ve wondered just how challenging can it be to be left “alone” in some wilderness with the camera crew right there.

I only watch shows that educate me — if I can find any.

I’d watch Survivor if they stopped playing games, no voting off, no food or help. They last one that staggers out of the jungle alive wins the money.

See how great a dvr is. Now you can even look at it on demand.

I’d watch Naked and Afraid instead

Anything I want to watch I record on my DVR and watch it when I want to. At least then I can zip through the endless commercials.

Did they roast Smelly Cat in order to survive?

Go right ahead Jason, I had two and they where no fun.

Never watched ‘Survivor’, never interested in it. Back then, this was not a hard choice for me.

So Ukraine is a country. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So basically that’s wrong. And it goes against everything that we stand for.

Friends is entertaining, though I only watched it off and on. I never watched Survivor, and from what I’ve heard about it, I’d find it repulsive.