Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 30, 2022

He doesn’t look like a Cletus.

The King has never finished a game of Monopoly

It’s good to be King

It’s the first time I’ve seen someone needing backup in Monopoly, I mean, it’s right there in the name…..

So the king doesn’t even like being in pretend jail…

Reminds me of Lord Vetinari in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels. He designed the dungeon of his palace specifically for the eventuality that someday someone might take over and imprison him in it. So he put in comfort features and secret passages, special hinges on the doors, all to his benefit.

I’m ultra competitive in Monopoly. It’s kinda scary, actually.

Where can I find Cletus? I have a job for him.

Poor loser….

When on vacation with a bunch of friends, one did this and we all sat there with our jaws opened! He didn’t even apologize and walked away while we all searched for the pieces and put the game back together…..brat!

Deputy Cletus (Hogg) on “Dukes of Hazard” was played by Rick Hurst, father of Ryan Hurst, Beta on “The Walking Dead”. Believe It of Not! Bonus BIoN!: Deputy Cletus earned an MFA in Theater from a college in the hometown of Cincinnati Bengals quarterback, Joe Burrow. Who’d a thunk it?

Maybe this is why poor losers ever win. People just don’t want to deal with the drama. “Let the Wookie win.”

Whenever I played Monopoly, whomever got Board Walk and Park Place usually won.

Poor loser!

Good to be on top…..

Now in real life, if only…

This is something my brother would do as a kid. He rage quit all the time. Haha!! :D

My young son would wipe anybody he played monopoly with. He was introduced to the game by his baby sitter, who he promptly cleaned out. He continued winning right through kindergarten and elementary school. After that nobody was foolish enough to play with him.

not funny

He COULD have just pardoned himself.

The King is never one to lose gracefully or at all.