Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 03, 2022

The island of Dr. “Morose”.

Not even the minister?

well i sure one guy will get there eventually … the one crawling across the burning desert sand

No, no — Eddie the Eagle ski-jumped all the way from In The Bleachers and landed there. That must’ve been one heckuva ski jump!

You may prefer solitary, dude.

When the caterer arrives it will be a dessert island.

I hate destination weddings. They force everyone else to blow tons of money. Just have the wedding and go in a destination honeymoon.

On the bright side, they can get the honeymoon started early.

Well, you can enjoys all the desserts you wants.

Hey, don’t cha likes a perfectly pleasant private island all for yourself?

I thought the whole point of a destination wedding was to keep your poorer relatives from coming. That has certainly kept me from attending a lot of them.

No worries, you can always count on Wilson to attend.

He never listens…

Definitely beyond the veil.

You’re the one who wanted a tropical honeymoon.

You have to wonder what he was thinking.

But the priest didn’t show up either!

I think it’s the height of being self centred to expect your wedding guests to meet all the usual costs (gifts, sometimes new clothes and hairdos, etc) and then expect them to fork out for interstate/international travel and accommodation on top.