Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 01, 2022

Aw, that’s the saddest comic…

So now Leo will be looking for a girlfriend for the Gill Man??

It’s not easy being green.

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There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done

Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung

Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game

It’s easy

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Poor Uncle Gilbert — all that money hasn’t bought him happiness.*

*anyone from the monsterkid generation should get that reference. if you call yourself a monsterkid and don’t get it, shame on you.

Is he related to the Creature? He had the same problem in the movies.

Maybe Leo can fix him up with an Amazon woman…..

I want to see that pad!

Monsters need love, too? Leopold seems to be an exception to that.

Too chilly for any bathing beauties to be out & about. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=creature+black+lagoon+abducts+woman&t=newext&atb=v288-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F2b%2Fdd%2F9f%2F2bdd9fe34b066b4bfb98bc99611050fb.jpg

hard to love a cold fish

Just invite him to the Hammered Henchman, Leopold. There are always ladies there trolling for a bad boy.

Hard to find; even harder to keep….

Saw a photo recently of scuba divers sitting around a hole in a frozen lake in Siberia. Air temperature -11C, water temp -2C. Obviously going in for a warm bath.

Heartache comes in the strangest places.

Gosh, where’s Julie Adams and the famous white one-piece when she’s needed?!

Why I have my dogs and cats…more reliable.