Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 01, 2022

Bribery will get you anywhere, maybe.

Worth a shot … heck, nothing else has worked for her with him so far.

That’s kind of a cheesy bribe, though.

agnes just wants the principal to know that he (she?) has a friend in cheezes…

The “little problem” will go away when Agnes is expelled from school.

Sad, but true.

I don’t think bribery qualifies as a Legally Enforceable Contract.

He was hoping for eight cheez kurls!

For all of that, Agnes will get the padded chair in the corner.

“You drive a hard bargain, here’s an Oreo…”

They’re the FRIED cheesy kurls, not those simple air-puft ones they feed to squirrels.

“This is just between us. Nobody has to know, see?”

I suspect that the principal doesn’t mind Agnes’ visits and may even look forward to them.

The principal can turn down such a desirable bribe???

Make it 6 more and we got an understanding…..

This she didn’t learn from Grandma, so I’m wondering if she’s been watching too many crime dramas or if she picked up some ideas from hanging around with Trout (who I figure has picked up more than a few ideas from her mother).

The teacher has gotten tired of this and foists Agnes onto the no harried principal.

HAHAHAHAAA

Agnes does what she is supposed to do: make us laugh.