Close to Home by John McPherson for March 06, 2022

Yep i sure do. It’s a parents job to embarrass their children.

Geyser will get you out in a minute or two

i’m pretty certain he will be out of the hole in 1:17…

That’s the FAITHFUL performance of a father’s duties, lass!

I predict a posthumous Darwin award in Dad’s future. If the EMT manages to free him, he could still nab an “at risk survivor” honorable mention! I remember the dude (Lawnchair Larry) who used helium filled weather balloons to fly his chaise lounge over LAX in the ’80s got that award for surviving his stunt.

Calm Down! No sense in getting all Steamed up over your Dad’s foolishness.

Dad’s last words: “Hold my beer and watch this!”

Bleep, stay inside and keep the windows up. It’s going to blow!!!

Yo ho, blow the man ……..up.

“… just hurry up and take the picture, it smells funny in here!”

Hi, Bleeb! You surely do get to witness a LOT of silly human behavior!

nope, just comes naturally. :D

A geezer in a geyser!

That geyser should be called “Old Faceful”. Esprcially if you are downwind from it.

Sure he does. He probably keeps a ledger for that

Up, up and away!

Anyone for steamed brains?

He will be a real hothead.

It’s a good thing I’m not the Park Ranger on Duty. I’d leave him there and let nature take its course. I mean really, either the nimrod gets free or he dies of natural causes. …popcorn anyone?

I would not to identify that body either…….

Got a minute before he boils his face off!

What are you complaining about, your old man is making history.

Right on!

And you’re not recording this, this will go viral?

Yeah, make it all about YOU! Poor dad…

That’s gonna leave a mark. Hiya Bleeb!!!!! :)

Just wait 1:17 & he’ll get out….

I don’t know why Rescue was called…as soon as that clock counts down, his head will definitely be free from the mouth of the geyser.

Dad is about to get all steamed up!

A guy did fall into a Yellowstone hot spring in 2016. By the next day, there was nothing to recover due to the hot acidic water.

Geyser doing weird things all the time