Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 10, 2022

Even my uncle wouldn’t go out with her, and he ain’t picky.

So Peter said no to you? Maybe you’d feel better if you go after Mary Jane…not the redhead. ; )

As opposed to Thor who probably would have used his hammer on Broomie…

He figured you would be safer in his web than the the internet web!

Maybe his skintight spider suit made her too aggressive.

Broomie’s got a website.

“EVERYBODY GETS ONE.” (Spiderman from Family Guy)

Who said spider man was not going out with Broomie.. Seems he did, in a kinky kind of way but then a date with spider man is bound to be.. different.

Like the USMC on her knickers!

The downside of being a super hero. Being hit on by the wrong women.

Peter has principles.

That’s his restraining order.

Tough thwip.

yesterday she said she was success getting out of work but today she needs to WORK to get out of the spider web.

The “current” Peter Parker Spiderman is still in highschool. A little young there, Broomie, don’t you think? (Yes, Tom Holland, the actor who plays him, is in his 20’s).

So, a web-spinner beats an old zapper? Someone’s got to be the top Date Denier!…