Close to Home by John McPherson for February 21, 2022

How did the golfer sink the pirate ship? He put a hole in one!

“Arrr mateys, there be pirate gold in them thar proposed golf course!” ;D

I wonder if they’ll serve "ARRRRRR"nold Palmers at the clubhouse? ;D

Every pirate’s fondest wish.

they gave their lives for tourism…………

Bleeb, where you shanghaied?

Dreams of grandure…….

Captain Hook! I’d know you anywhere!

Piracy on the high seas was only practicing for the real rip off.

Pretty amazing vision for a guy with one eye.

Those two pirates represent a golfers worst enemies…

“Hook and Slice”

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for Bleeb.

That has to be the future Branson…

Yep. We got one 30 minutes away. Right next to a diner and ice cream shop. Good times!

I want a share of the booty, argh

Lots of courses? Must be why it’s called “many golf”.

“It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.” – Jack Handy

Just wait until Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny show up.

First Seamus McLeprechaun will show up—only 24 days till St. Paddy’s.

We have a Pirate’s Cove at Zuma at the base of Point Dumé. It used to be clothing optional till the bluff above it got developed and the new residents kvetched about it.