Close to Home by John McPherson for March 01, 2022

How DO you pronounce your name sir? ;D

I think it always is when it comes after a mutant quarter-note at the end. You can never be 100% sure about these rules, though.

Hi Bleeb…

Umm. Gee thanks for telling me that…I can see now it was a tweet…

My friends call me Glyph.

this bird isn’t silent

You forgot to put the name in a cartouche

Silent letters are useless, like the word Queue which is the letter Q followed by four silent letters.

He must be the Pharos Councilor previously known as Larry.

I did not even know there was one of those until you said it.

I must be an ancient Egyptian as my handwriting looks like Hieroglyphics.

Silent, just like the “p” in phoot.

“Oh Yeah, well if your bird is silent, your name is just s̑̈ȃ̈d̑̈ and it s̾t̾i̾n̾k̾s̾!”

So he is the artist formerly known as Pharoah…

Lemme get this straight…if he is saying his name, why does he have to point out a silent hieroglyph?

When I was in Walmart a few days ago, I passed a woman that looked as if she were straight from a Close to Home comic. Not joking.

….but my nick name is Moses!

Umm, Bleeb, that’s not a skirt…

Silence of the Birds?

Bleeb should have been a part of the name. A lost opportunity.

Speak softly, but carry a big phallic symbol.

He must be Bob from accounting

Ibis before asp except after moon.

easy for you to say

Ancient Egyptians musta been more advanced than I was led to believe. Check out the Warby Parkers!

They wore glasses in ancient Egypt?