The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for March 04, 2022

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    AtariDragon  almost 3 years ago

    “DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!”

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    seanfear  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t wanna live in his world

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just yesterday I was trying to reach a live person on the phone. The robot was reciting the service menu to me and the last item was, “If you want to speak to one of our staff, press zero.” So I pressed zero and the robot just started to repeat the list of options again. Technology will be the death of us!

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    Buoy  almost 3 years ago

    “I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!”

    Your call is important to us, please continue to cycle through the endless loop until you get tired and hang up.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    “This is not an argument. It’s a contradiction.”

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 3 years ago

    Channel the mom from ‘Home Alone’, and yell at them to, “PICK UP!”

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    azardoz  almost 3 years ago

    That was me with the FedEx bot. Package has been “Out for delivery” since Jan 17.

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