Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 21, 2022

dreadful, is it not?

Blame the weather. It’s that time of the year.

Think of it like this Zig, because your flights are cancelled, you won’t have to be (1) squished into a small uncomfortable seat for hours at a time and (2) have to pay those onoerous “baggage fees” the airlines are so fond of these days.

Eh, me can bearly affords to flies.

It gets worse! Your air miles have been converted to air inches.

You only needed to take off your shoes Zig.

sign of the times

They make automated cars, Buick can even parellel park itself, when will we have automated planes. Think about how much the price of a ticket will come down. Every plane has 4 to 8 staff members on it. That could be changed to 1 for emergency situation.

Give ‘em a shot to knock ’em out, put ’em in a pod, load the pods on like cargo then off they go in a pilotless plane. You think I’m kidding but just you wait.

the only flying I have done lately, as since ’98, is flying over the handlebars of my Low Rider or mountain bike, still having some residual pain from my early December mountain bike flight…

I once booked a flight and the day before the airline went out of business.

It’s OK, Zigster. Flying has become a miserable experience anyway, in all its manifest aspects.