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“Roses are red and violets are blue, so goes the age-old rhyme. But I know that Rose’s are blue and Violet’s are red; I’ve seen them hanging on the line.” —Benny Hill
I had some fireworks and we were looking for things to blow up when we spotted some ladies unmentionables drying on the clothes line. We lit a fire cracker and dropped it in a pair of panties. It left a huge hole. I still laugh when I think about the lady seeing those panties.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
How does he get all that info?
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
“Roses are red and violets are blue, so goes the age-old rhyme. But I know that Rose’s are blue and Violet’s are red; I’ve seen them hanging on the line.” —Benny Hill
e.groves about 3 years ago
I had some fireworks and we were looking for things to blow up when we spotted some ladies unmentionables drying on the clothes line. We lit a fire cracker and dropped it in a pair of panties. It left a huge hole. I still laugh when I think about the lady seeing those panties.
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Mutt us a terrible straight man.
tallyho about 3 years ago
This is a “politically correct” version of the original one from years past that depicted Violet as a Black lady.
brklnbern about 3 years ago
A couple of jokes. I figured out that first one pretty easily before Mutt did.
bobgreenwade about 3 years ago
Roses are red / Violets are blue / Poetry is sweet / But I’ve never been very good at it.