Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for June 19, 2000
Transcript:
Don't forget that Zoe's kindergarten graduation is tomorrow. Graduation ceremony? For kindergartners?? Of course! It's a really big deal, too. Caps and gowns... Pomp and circumstance... Diplomas... The whole thing! For kindergartners?? Rumor has it that the commencement speaker is Barney, the dinosaur!
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hated kindergarten. No grad ceremony, but that was probably for the best. I couldn’t wait to leave.
High school, Community College, and University have been so much better.
Sherlock5 over 1 year ago
And they’ll probably all graduate with highest honors. They can put their diploma on the mantel next to their participation trophies.
Sherlock5 over 1 year ago
My original post said “summa c_m laude,” but the stupid AI couldn’t recognize a perfectly legitimate phrase that appears on diplomas the world over.