Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 26, 2022

Nail polish remover (acetone) works.

Performance art

He stuck to his task… and beyond.

Uh oh!

Kneel down so you don’t block the light, please. I’d ask for a different colored shirt, but there’s a bit of a problem.

How I learned to always use rubber gloves when gluing something.

Hold it right there!

I remember when super glue first came out and the pranks got so out of hand that our director sent out a notice that in the future perpetrators would face dismissal.

i hate when that happens!

Well, at least he’s near the bed.

classic joke but it still works

Mom always said, “Don’t play ball in the house!”

Now Betty has a frustrated buying finger.

It’ll wear off in a few days

Now a trip to ER.