Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 23, 2022

Trendy “crewciferous” haircut.

Ohmygods! So this is what happens to vegans!

The Incredible Hulk – the even more incredible veggie-edition!

This reminds me of the old Limerick. There once was an old man from Leeds. Who swallowed a packet of seeds. In less than an hour, his nose was in flower. And his head was covered in weeds.

An unfortunate turnip event.

So you think stem and leaf vegetables are fine?

Carrot Top’s father.

Jolly Green Giant’s li’l Sprout all grown up. Meanwhile JGG stands over his corn and peas.

I’m prescribing a cordless, Black&Decker hedge trimmer.

Things a doctor never says: cutting down on any vegetables!

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Roasted root veggies, sprinkled with Rosemary and Thyme….

The only limerick I know is about a place in Massachusetts.

The odd shower and a good brand of soap would fix his problem as well.

WOW! That doctor really got to the ROOT of the problem! … (Ok, I’ll leave now… )

I think the Doc found the root of the problem.

Advice no doctor ever gave.

This struck me so funny — thanks Bill ♥

The doctor misspoke. I think he meant to say, “I want you to cut down the root vegetables.”