Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 21, 2022

Leopold thinks Gary is just as evil and heartless as he is.

So he’s your heir and you told him he to inherit? Keep an eye open when you sleep in your casket tonight, Gary.

Here, have this house in the suburbs that you always hated.

Where would he find another vampire to support him in the manner to which he has become accustomed?

What would Leo do? Pull up stakes and leave?

Vampires never die they just keep on biting the dust…

I can’t see Leo paying his taxes.

Better get it in writing, Leopold.

So far, Gary has been like the “Cat that wouldn’t stay away” in the old song. No matter how hard Leopold tries to do Gary in, Gary is back the very next day.

Even if Gary were being serious, it’s still worth a laugh. And that’s sad….