Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 18, 2022

That’s cold.

Bezos looks the part.

That’s ‘person of hench’, Scott. Be careful lest you be canceled.

“Mr. Meyer, Disney’s lawyers are on lines 1, 2, 5, 7, 9 and 12. I quit. Good luck!”

Tinkerbell is pregnant with Elmer Fudd’s child.

Disney “documentaries” and “historical” displays have spread almost as much disinformation as Faux “News”.

Fun fact, Disney wanted to build a nuclear plant to power Epcot. (How “Bond villain” is that.)

Read a story a long time ago saying that whenever Disney left his office, his secretary would make the first call to a phone tree to spread the warning. The code phrase used was “Man is in the forest.”

I remember when I was a youth, watching the brand new Mickey Mouse Club TV show and one day they did a short clip on Lemmings. I was watching in amazement, I was young and the sight of the lemmings plunging to their deaths over a cliff was, to say the least, disturbing. I kept noting puffs of smoke in some of the shots and when I asked my mother why that was, she said probably some of the crew were smoking. I later learned that since lemmings jumping off a cliff was a myth and they wouldn’t cooperate for Walt, he had the crew build a fire behind them and and give them the choice of burning to death or jumping off the cliff to be filmed for the children. “Super Villainy”? I don’t know, but he was an evil person without a doubt.